Welcome back from your trip. I ran out of chocolates so I pooped on your pillow instead.
It may be sad that a laser pointer keeps me occupied but at least I don’t play Candy Crush.
Reason 45176 cats are better than babies: After we vomit, we lick it up and there is no mess to clean.
Fact: Cats sleep up to 17 hours a day. Of course, sleeping is off limits between the hours of 4 and 5 a.m. Always.
Workaholism is a serious problem. Consider me sitting on your keyboard an intervention.
Bon Voyage! Enjoy your cruise. They will leave you towel swans on your bed. I will leave you poop on your pillow.
best. cat. costume. ever.
overdose on toys!
trust and compassion
Breaking Bad kitties
kitties make everyone happier
Truth about cats