Band Humor

Trombones are one of my favorite instruments and the sound is so unique. I will admit, it takes skill to play the trombones and you constantly have to move the slider to keep it pitch perfect. Whereas the trumpet, tuba and baritone only need to push valves. But what is a trombone? Trombone, French trombone, German Posaune, brass wind musical instrument sounded by lip vibration against a cup mouthpiece. It has an extendable slide that can increase the length of the instrument’s tubing. The slide

fuckyeahbandbuffalo: “ ellenmarie2015: “ hmmmm…. ” almost as bad as the drum major costume with a snare drum ” LOL.

IFunny is fun of your life. Images, GIFs and videos featured seven times a day. Your anaconda definitely wants some. Fun fact: we deliver faster than Amazon.

Trombones are one of my favorite instruments and the sound is so unique. I will admit, it takes skill to play the trombones and you constantly have to move the slider to keep it pitch perfect. Whereas the trumpet, tuba and baritone only need to push valves. But what is a trombone? Trombone, French trombone, German Posaune, brass wind musical instrument sounded by lip vibration against a cup mouthpiece. It has an extendable slide that can increase the length of the instrument’s tubing. The slide

Find and follow posts tagged marching band meme on Tumblr

Band geeks are commonly the butt of many a joke, which is why we decide at one point or another to join the fun and make fun of ourselves. Here is a compilation of a few of the better ones [F.Y.I. These are clean jokes.] Q: Why is a dead snake in the road more tragic than a dead trombonist in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the snake. Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A: A drummer. Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer? A: Give him some sheet music. Q: How can you tell if a plane is full of flute players? A: When the engines stop, the whining continues. Q: How many trumpets does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one; he holds it and the world revolves around him. Q: A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why? A: The conductor. Business before pleasure. Q: How do you get two piccolo players to play in unison? A: Shoot one. Q: Why don't baritone players play hide and seek? A: No one will look for them. Q: What's the purpose of the bell on a bass clarinet? A: Storing the ashes from the rest of the instrument. Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm? A: A tattoo. Q: How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando? A: Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm. Q: What is the main reason for air pollution? A: So much of it has passed through sousaphones. Q: What's the difference between a clarinet and an onion? A: No one cries when you chop a clarinet into little pieces. Q: What would a musician do if he won a million dollars? A: Continue to play gigs until the money ran out. Q: What do a saxophone and a baseball bat have in common? A: People cheer when you hit them with a bat. Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money. If you've ever been a member of the band, you probably know someone like "Dan." Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch in a piccolo? A: When you throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rim. Q: Why can't a gorilla play trumpet? A: He's too sensitive. Q: How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Zero. They just complain about the darkness until a trombone player does it for them. Q: Why is the French horn a divine instrument? A: Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it. Ah, those blissfully ignorant of what color guard is... Of course, there are always the ever-popular "You know you're a band geek when..." jokes. Finally, bringing up the rear, we have the term "band geeks," as defined by Uncyclopedia.

#ThisOneTimeAtBandCamp…

“You know when you do that really loud HA instead of just breathing heavily out of your nose? This made me do that 😂”

Sure, practising your instrument makes you a better musician – but it's also an extremely hellish experience.

by serkan