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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class... “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will...
Linda Stellfox saved to Jokes
Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, StPeter was standing there waiting for her.He said, “Welcome, Elsa.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Gary Silverstein saved to Jokes
A smuggler crosses the border each morning on a donkey, and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When he reaches the bridge marking the border, the tax collectors search his bags to calculate what duty he must pay on his exports. Every day, they find nothing. And yet, in...
Brandy Moore-Anderson saved to Funny
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies...
THE FARMER AND HIS DAUGHTERS-A SHORT FUNNY STORY -
bedroom and I'm St. Peter." Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!? That can't be; I have so much to live for. I haven't said goodbye to my family and friends. You've got to send me back straight away." St. Peter replied " Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you ba
Johnny Thibodeaux saved to Back pain exercises
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor
You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on...
Michael Bishop saved to jokes
A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said. A little girl raised her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some children's stories could become, asked the little girl to...
Helen Malphus saved to Jokes
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your bo.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Tomas A Balderas saved to Funny moments