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An Indian Doctor opens a Clinic in US and a Lawyer visited him | OfficiallyBored

drops in patient's mouth."Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box

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An elderly husband and wife go to the Doctor – his problem is...

An elderly husband and wife go to the Doctor. After the elderly man's examination, the doctor said, 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After I have sex with the wife, I am usually cold and...

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger. - The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is ask - Funny Long Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Short Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Silly Jokes, Funny Quotes, Funny Drunk, 9gag Funny, Humor Quotes

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger...

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. ...

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said. Funny Long Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Funny Pics, Funny Mom Humor, High Jokes, Funny Stuff, Adult Dirty Jokes, Funny

Dirty Joke: The guy thought it was his lucky day

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to...

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Carl had this one bad habit that had always disgusted Suzanne

Carl and Suzanne had been married for almost 45 years. Lovely couple, but Carl had this one bad habit that had always disgusted Suzanne. Every morning, before getting out of bed, Carl would let out this thunderous, paint peeling fart. Poor...

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90 year old George went for his annual physical examination

90 year old George went for his annual physical examination. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Darns said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with...

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A man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner

On their first date, a man asked his companion if she'd like a drink with dinner. "Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said. Later, he offered her a cigarette. "Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said...

An man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow. Funny Long Jokes, Men Quotes Funny, Funny Jokes For Adults, Good Jokes, Sarcastic Quotes, Funny Texts, Man Quotes, Hilarious, Silly Jokes

An 85 Year Old Man Goes To The Doctor

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at...

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When a Polish guy married an American Woman | OfficiallyBored

grounds?" POLE: "JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms." LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," he responded. LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" POLE: "No," he replied, "we have a two-car c

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The devil lets this man pick his own punishment – not all is what...

A lawyer dies and goes to hell... The devil pulls up his file on his computer and sighs, “You’ve been a naughty boy haven’t you? Extortion, gambling, sex with prostitutes and even murder!” The lawyer hangs his head in shame and the devil pats him lightly on the shoulder. “I’m a fair guy...

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When a Fireman tried to apply his Work rules at his Home | OfficiallyBored

want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we're going to make passionate love." The next night, the fireman comes home from work and yells, "Bell 1!" His wife takes off her clothes. " Bell 2," and his wife jumps into bed. " Bell 3," and they began to

golf humor Arthur is 75 years old and played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldnt. Short Clean Jokes, Funny Long Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Silly Jokes, Funny Quotes, Dad Jokes, Hilarious Jokes, Funny Stuff

Arthur is 75 years old and played golf every day since his...

Arthur is 75 years old and played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.” His wife sympathises and...

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SCREW THAT !!

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop.. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, “That’s them”. The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.

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An Irishman goes to the doctor

An Irishman goes to the doctor... ... who after examining him says, “You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay." So the doctor gives the man the tablets and the patient asks, “Do I have to...