I would love to say this to someone, simply to see their reaction.

I may love to shop, but I'm not buying your bullshit. Girrrllll funny humor you said it.



For people who try to create a false sense of self no one really gives a damn they get tired of you playing the "victim" card when the one you are holding is the "pathetic ignorant" card!!!

Your Drama Credit Card Has Exceeded It’s Limit – Sarcastic Comment

Now there's a challenge for  you !! Which you will fail... Again!! Just saying..,

I am an acquired taste. Don’t like me? Acquire some taste

That's the truth. Especially when you piss me off. You don't know what can happen.... LC

Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman. Pink words and funny quotes.

Unless its your man teasing you :)

If a man whistles at you, do not respond. You are a lady, not a dog. - Adele I have been saying this my whole life!

Until you have become a hoarder and you are pooping in bags and your family has disowned you- this is a warning from your very own mental health counselor...

Paint on closet wall to always remember after some major retail therapy: "Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist"

OOPS MY BAD!!! I could've sworn I was dealing with an adult...clearly ur immature...

Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description But forreal though. I wasn't fake or anything. Everything was laid out for you and all of a sudden it's a surprise? Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

The Good Vibe - Inspirational Picture Quotes

Cancel my subscription because I AM DONE with your issues, Kush and Wizdon. tumbler, Wisdom, The Good Vibe - Inspirational Picture Quotes

If you’re going to stay, stay forever. If you’re going to leave, then do it today. If you’re going to change, change for the better. And if you’re going to talk, make sure you mean what you.

Life is for Deep Kisses Strange Adventures Midnight Swims & Rambling Conversations | Inspirational Quotes

Life is for deep kisses, strange adventures, midnight swims & rambling conversations. I should try to remember this. I tend to get bogged down in doing the same things over and over.

Yeah, that sums about a little bit of me. There is a whole bunch more! Lol. And I don't always come off as a bitch, I can be a huge bitch..but only when you push me far enough(:

Truth is I get jealous easily because what’s mine is mine. I’m stubborn as hell, I say sorry too much. I act like I don’t give a f*ck because I care too much. I over analyze the smallest of things and probably come off as a bitch to simply guard myself.

An Exquisite Paradox

An Exquisite Paradox