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" That's Funny. I Don't Remember Eating A Sexy Beast This Morning.

And choose one of the really expensive crystal glasses.  I love it that I can't put those in the dishwasher!

Yes, please get a new cup every time you need a drink of water. I love doing dishes.said no Mother ever.


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Some people find it so hard to stay out of my life, when they actually need to focus on their own.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I almost showed up to work today with a positive attitude, but sarcasm stepped in and saved the day. Happens every darn day!

omg this is sad. i loved the ice cream truck growing up as a babybacha!

Haha my grandma always told me it was the music truck and I believed her until my dad ruined it by telling me it was the ice cream truck haha

ahhh I so funnnny

Funny Farewell Ecard: Just wanted to tell you that I booked you a one way flight to Gofuckyourselfville. Your departure is now.

Love it when true feelings are revealed!

Sometimes I think of something so wrong and inappropriate that my little black heart skips a beat with delight.Evil me

People are so blissfully unaware of how utterly ridiculous and repulsive they are.

Sign in and be sure to turn the clipboard around so I can see that you signed in. Then be sure to STAND in the lobby and HOVER .

When someone stares at me, I assume they are taking notes.... On how to be fabulous.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When someone stares at me, I assume they are taking notes. On how to be fabulous.