Gift for Coach "We SKOR'd big having you as a coach. You stuck with it, despite our WHATYOUMACALLIT swings and BUTTERFINGERS in the field. You know we aren't BABY RUTH'S! We appreciate you never being JERKY (beef jerky) or CHEWing (big league chew gum) us out. Thank you for all the EXTRA (gum) effort you put in. I don't want to fill this thank you up with FLUFFY STUFF (cotton candy) but you really planted the SEED (sunflower) of teamwork weneeded. We had a ball (signed by team).