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A man is driving down a winding country road Bunny, Cow, Posters, Hand Drawn, Illustrators, Rabbit, Cute Cows, Illustrations, Easter Bunny
Joke: The Easter Bunny Gets Run Over | Holiday Jokes
A man is driving down a winding country road
A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates... Jokes, Pastor, Extra Money, Donate, Hymn, The 1000, Jokes For The Day, Senior Jokes, Plates
Joke: The Congregation and the Big Donation | Senior Jokes
A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates...
i have fone this before.. Funny Quotes, Funny Memes, Funny Relatable Memes, Relatable Quotes, Haha So True, Funny Posts, Funny Teen Posts
i have fone this before..
Baby baptism Funny Laugh
Baby baptism
Hilarious, Funny Minion Quotes, Funny Minion Memes, Laugh
When a man drops dead playing poker, someone is tasked with informing the deceased man's wife of what went wrong... Man And Wife, Funeral Jokes, High Stakes Poker, Poker Games, Deceased, Wife, Man
Joke: The Art of Discretion | Funeral Jokes
When a man drops dead playing poker, someone is tasked with informing the deceased man's wife of what went wrong...
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Old lady her doctor for help with her husband, but gets way more than she bargained for
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A baby camel is well aware of his hooves and his hump, but he isn't quite sure why he has them. He begins to ask his mom questions... Squirrel, Animals, Hump, Baby Camel, Cat Sitting, Paw, What Is A Bird, Mom
Joke: A Camel and His Mom Have a Discussion | Animal Jokes
A baby camel is well aware of his hooves and his hump, but he isn't quite sure why he has them. He begins to ask his mom questions...
This pastor is so faithful to the word of God that his congregation ends up footing the bill for his sizable family... Foul Play, Puns, Comebacks, Turn Ons, Pantless, Animal Puns, Crazy News Stories
Hilarious: There Are Ways to Refuse Gifts, Pastor!
This pastor is so faithful to the word of God that his congregation ends up footing the bill for his sizable family...
A parrot gives an ominous warning to a burglar that just entered his human's house. Despite the burglar's laughter, it's the parrot that has the last laugh. Bird, Parrot, Beautiful Birds, Ominous, Prison Jokes, Laughter, Humor
Joke: Jesus is Watching You | Crime and Prison Jokes
A parrot gives an ominous warning to a burglar that just entered his human's house. Despite the burglar's laughter, it's the parrot that has the last laugh.
It appears that a man who has his hands full is about to have hands that are even fuller... His Hands, Hands, Old Women
Hilarious: This Old Lady Knows What She Wants!
It appears that a man who has his hands full is about to have hands that are even fuller...
Funny Relationship
I'm not a complete idiot...some parts are missing. Minion Jokes, Funny Minion Pictures, Funny Minion
I'm not a complete idiot...some parts are missing.
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Air Force Falcons
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Daughter Finds Mom Having An Affair. Then Dad Calls. – Happy Life Report Having An Affair, What Happened To You, Daughter, Father, Dads
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Daughter Finds Mom Having An Affair. Then Dad Calls. – Happy Life Report
Woman Having Affair While Husband Is At Work – Happy Life Report Wardrobes, Husband, Confessions, Fathers Say, Affair
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Woman Having Affair While Husband Is At Work – Happy Life Report
Just stop talking! Nurse Humour, Nurse Quotes, Health, Wells, Thyroid, Health Care Aide, Thermometer, Funny Health Quotes, Nurse Humor
Joke: You Better Not Laugh... | Doctor Jokes and Hospital Jokes
Just stop talking!
When a woman tries to make things heat up in the bedroom, things don't quite go to plan... Camping Hacks, Camping Essentials, Outdoor Gear, Camping Equipment, Urban, Outdoor, Camping, Backpacking, Camper
Joke: Full Permission | Marriage Jokes and Wedding Jokes
When a woman tries to make things heat up in the bedroom, things don't quite go to plan...
A female church organist has remained remarkably innocent throughout her life and into her later years... Chistes, Local News, Music Instruments, Innocent, News, Facebook, Female
This Joke Starts With a Church Pastor Making a Visit
A female church organist has remained remarkably innocent throughout her life and into her later years...
A man in his mid-forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive... Police, Budapest, Trucks, Traffic, Traffic Ticket, Automobile, Bmw Car, Car, New Bmw
Joke: Running Away From a Cop. | Police Jokes
A man in his mid-forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive...
A man is catching a cab home when he realizes that the cab driver could give him a hand with catching his cheating wife. Things escalate quickly... Married Man, Married Men, Escalated Quickly
This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab
A man is catching a cab home when he realizes that the cab driver could give him a hand with catching his cheating wife. Things escalate quickly...
I won't forget Fictional Characters, Forget, Start Writing, Elderly Couples
Joke: Don't Forget... | Senior Jokes
I won't forget
Two nuns are sneaking about trying to have a cigarette without Mother Superior finding out. A trip to the drug store to find a suitable hiding device ensues... Catholic Mom, Catholic, Sunday, Nuns, Ordinary, Two By Two, Scenes, Reflection
This Joke Begins With a Smoking Nun...
Two nuns are sneaking about trying to have a cigarette without Mother Superior finding out. A trip to the drug store to find a suitable hiding device ensues...
The mailman's last day Blonde Jokes, Couples, Blonde, Last Day
Joke: Her Husband's Great Idea | Blond Jokes
The mailman's last day
81 year old lady wants to buy 12-pack of condoms – the drugstore cashier faints when she reveals why People, Condoms, Fountain Of Youth, 5 Ways, Older Adults, Old Age, Dementia
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81 year old lady wants to buy 12-pack of condoms – the drugstore cashier faints when she reveals why
This woman's husband won't stop sleeping during church, so the minister comes up with a genius idea to prevent it... Minister, Let It Be, Prevention, Brain Teasers
Joke: This Woman Won't Let Her Husband Sleep in Church!
This woman's husband won't stop sleeping during church, so the minister comes up with a genius idea to prevent it...
joke congress Christians, New Woman, Supportive, Equality, Government, Women, Evangelism, Medical Cannabis, Capitol Building
Great Joke: The Truth About How Congress Works...
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